Unfortunately...

This is thanks to my cousins April who posted this on her blog and being that I am really bored at work decided to try it. With the help of google type in unfortunately, (your name) and see what you come up with.

Unfortunately, Jessica was taken by a nasty chest infection, very unusual for Jess, and was unable to perform on the first night.
Unfortunately, Jessica and Sydney are both very well-endowed.
Unfortunately, Jessica's action figure was one of several from the Droids and Ewoks line that was never released to distributors.
Unfortunately, Jessica was the first to be voted off the island, to her total shock and disbelief.
Unfortunately, Jessica's beach volleyball career was cut short due to a back injury.
Unfortunately, Jessica was unable to resist the sexy power of Seductryanyca's Diamond Claw, and she died.
Unfortunately, Jessica had just gotten into that car less than 10 minutes before the accident happened.
Unfortunately, Jessica has left us thinking that she is just another "blonde bimbo".
Unfortunately, Jessica became ill due to the uranium deposits in the mountain, and her father was unable to treat her.
Unfortunately, Jessica's time is running out. She must try and reach the Halloween Ball.
Unfortunately, Jessica's family would not allow the relationship to continue, due to her royal status.
*Unfortunately, Jessica is cursed with a tendency towards major faux pas.
Unfortunately Jessica had an accident with the skate blade to her face.
*Unfortunately, Jessica did not know what that was, but tried unsuccessfully to find it.
*Unfortunately, Jessica does not lack any in the brains department and easily outwitted him, despite his telepathic abilities.Unfortunately, Jessica's motherhood glow and smiles are already gone, and it's back to the pouty frowny face.

Plumbing is no job for woman!

Yesterday I noticed that my dishwasher was not draining. First of all let me start of saying that I have never liked this dishwasher but it's what came with the house so I have dealt with it. I don't think the dishes ever look clean. I have tried different detergents, jet-dry, and vinegar and they still always come out with a film. I decided that maybe I needed to look in my pipes under the sink and see if there was something backing it up. I am not completely dumb I got a big huge bowl and stuck it under the sink before I took the pipes apart. As soon as I got the pipes pulled apart a big gush of dirty water spilled into the bowl so I pulled the pipe out to look in it and see if I could see anything stuck and there was nothing except for this really gross looking slimy buildup around the inside. So being a woman and seeing that it was dirty and needed to be clean I took the pipe, stood up, turned on my kitchen sink and began scrubbing the inside of the pipe clean until I felt water on my feet! Now yes you can say it and I will agree. I have decided to leave these types of jobs for my husband even if I have to wait five days because he doesn't care about the dirt and grime and isn't going to want to clean it out!